Pudding and mashed potatoes--the official meal of Karla's pained back teeth ( Read more... )

So I just got my spacers in so they can move a couple of my crazy teeth in the back around. Ah, orthodontics at 20 years old. They hurt and the advil doesn't seem to be helping ( Read more... )

Itachi Hsu: I like large ends, and I cannot be you that other brothers do not know denials. With the time, where a girl goes inside a size bitty itty and you receive a round thing in your face out-poured!

Itachi Hsu: I typed in the opening lyrics to Sir Mix-A-Lots 'Baby Got Back', translated it to French, then from french to German, then back to

Hm, I think that perhaps dried cranberries cooked in things are the same level of ickiness as cooked raisins. Ick ( Read more... )

What I meant to say is Aaargh, the scurvy wench handed over the booty!
Thus far I've been too lily-livered to answer my phone at work Ahoy! New Client Marketing Institute, this be Karla speaking.
If only I knew when the telemarketers were calling!

So, I went to the bank today and the teller had on a ribbon that said, "If I don't ask you about credit cards, I owe you a dollar." I'm the kind of person who's always secretly hoping they don't hand me a receipt so I can get my whole meal free (well, who doesn't hope that?) so I was watching her very carefully, waiting for the pitch. But, she ( Read more... )

So my car broke down yesterday, twice! The second time while I was driving down busy Miramar Road and so I had to coast into the center divide and wait for 1/2 hour with no air conditioning for the tow truck. Kind of scary and very hot. Then during film class the DVD messed up so I didn't get to see the end of American Beauty, the one movie in that ( Read more... )

I have Benign Positional Vertigo. Apparently, there are little ear rocks that have broken off and it is making me dizzy sometimes. Isn't that interesting? I guess that will go away after a month or something, so good times ( Read more... )

Wow, I'm in a real national magazine! My writing and name is featured in this month's Outside magazine on page 74! I'm so excited. Not much, but still super cool. Thank you, that is all.

You know what's exciting? Remembering at 12:30am that you are supposed to be at work at 6:30am for a meeting the next day!
And here I am, longing more and more for vacation so I can sleep in!