Remember that time it was NYE and I was in St. Louis for my cousin's wedding and I drove right the fuck through an F3 tornado?

I do.

It was terrifying, but nothing will compare to finding out just how bad it was after the fact.

I have never been this grateful to just be here before in my life.

I find facebook awareness campaigns so annoying that I actually wrote about them over at NALAYT ( Read more... )

Ok LJ pals, here's the deal ( Read more... )

Hey All,
      I recently moved to the Northeast and am looking for decent bars with Quizzo.  Any suggestions for places that are not too young or jocky and are in the far Northeast?

Dear Friends,
As we celebrate crass consumerism today and tomorrow, lets try to remember the "reason for the season" and say.............................................................................

Happy Birthday Shane McGowan!!!!!!!
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1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times ( Read more... )

http://consumerist.com/5111161/shoprite-refuses-to-make-a-cakefor-adolf-hitler

When I was a little girl, I saw movie starring Drew Barrymore, in which she divorces her parents. This kid has a strong case if he wishes to do

On December 8, 1980, Mark David Chapman walked up to John Lennon in front of The Dakota, and calmly shot him to death while his wife looked on. I'm too young to remember this day,and too young to remember Lennon's lifetime, but I do remember my own introduction to his work. I was 12 years old, and I had been aware of the Beatles for my whole live, ( Read more... )

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IF. YOU. CAN'T. AFFORD. A TIP. YOU. CAN'T. AFFORD. TO. EAT. IN. A. FULL. SERVICE. RESTAURANT.

Pointing to your two year old and telling me that you're sorry but h makes it so you can't afford to tip me is ridiculous in light of the fact that you just purchased a TWENTY FUCKING DOLLAR STEAK for yourself.

GTFO,
Your Food Hooker