[Annoucement time again!]

Ahem. Those of you who, shall we say, paid Minato in exchange for services, will get a refund, because he's an idiot. I don't care what you say, boy, selling yourself is NOT the answer. Kakashi, I left you a note, I think you'll like what it says.

Sai, you can start work on the project next week. I have the supplies, ( Read more... )

[It's that time again. You know what that means...announcements!]

It has come to my attention, that apparently, I'm a bad principal and I play favorites. To this goddamn outrageous claim, I say, boo-fucking-hoo.

Anyway, on to more important matters. There will be classes, since this is actually a school. I'd prefer it if said school remained ( Read more... )

[The PA system blares to life again, with an important announcement]

KUSHINA UZUMAKI, YOU'RE CLEANING UP THIS MESS. GET TO IT.

MINATO, GATHER UP ALL YOUR FROGS BEFORE THEY GET SQUISHED OR BROKEN DUE TO THE FACT THAT A CERTAIN UCHIHA HAS NO RESPECT FOR THEM.  NARUTO, COME SEE ME SOMETIME, IT'S BEEN FAR TOO DAMN LONG SINCE WE'VE GOTTEN TOGETHER.

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[the PA system turns on, and tapping on the mic can be heard.] Is this stupid thing on? Where's the volume at...oh. [clears throat.]

This is your principal speaking. Due to the Dean's absence, I've been called in. Now, it's my understanding that Minato is in charge. That means toads everywhere, so no squishing them. Or you'll have to replace them, ( Read more... )