[Ninja High's illustrious principal has been MIA for a while. The reason? He's been on vacation. And working on the latest Icha Icha novel, and going over script ideas for the next movie. So he returns to the school, jet-lagged and still slightly hungover. He'll just be camping out in the office that used to be his. Please ignore any snoring you ( Read more... )

[Inhabitants of Ninja High may hear a loud revving sound. This would be due to the fact that its illustrious principal is currently zooming through the halls, leaving a trail of dirt and expensive perfume behind him.

Why? Because he's on a Harley Davidson motorcycle, of all things, with a very attractive lady on the back, hanging on to him for dear ( Read more... )

[Due to his intelligence giving him a heads up about Tsunade's location, Jiraiaya's made his way to where she's being kept. A quick look through the window reveals all the bombs, and he groans. Thankfully, he'd brought along something to make that go smoother. He taps on the window to get Tsunade's attention before opening it and sticking his head ( Read more... )

[There are several reasons why you don't piss off a Sannin. They always get revenge somehow.

The Akatsuki flag has been replaced with the usual one, the theme music has changed to The Booty Song, and all the computers have been infected with a virus. There' is now a montage playing of all baby pictures of the Akatsuki, ranging from ones of them ( Read more... )

[Jiraiya has come back into the school, taken a look at things, and rolled his eyes so hard it hurt.]

Honestly, leave for a little bit, and things go to hell in a handbasket. What the fuck ever. [He heads to his office, finds it locked, and shrugs, before picking the lock and heading in.]

Lovely.  A man can't even enter his office anymore. [He ( Read more... )

[It's time for your usual Public Service Announcement, courtesy of your principal, who is both irritated and worried about Tsunade being MIA due to kidnapping.]

You know, there are times when I wonder WHY the hell I haven't taken a flight to some exotic island and sit on the beach sipping cocktails and watching pretty ladies go by.

Then I remember ( Read more... )

[as usual, the PA system blares to life.]

Alright folks, we have business to attend to. First on the list, a hearty welcome to the new Home Ec teacher, Killerbee! Nice to have you here, man, we need some healthy spirit that isn't destructive.

Secondly, Kakuzu, I'd like to discuss the budget with you. Again.

Third, Naruto, report to my office, we need ( Read more... )

[Out of the niceness of his heart, Jiraiya's made a donut raid. He's stopped by Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts, Tim Horton's, and Top Pot Donuts, and bought several case from each place. His car is loaded with them. After grabbing a cart from somewhere, he loads them up, heads to the cafeteria, and sets them out on the tables, lids open so the smell ( Read more... )

[Having gone to get the necessary fuse needed for the heat work again, Jiraiya is once again in the basement, playing electrician. With alot of cursing, he's finally manged to get the heat working again, and has cranked it up so the school can finally begin to warm up.]

That should do the trick. Now for lunch. And announcements. [he heads back to ( Read more... )

[There's the usual tapping on the microphone, the sound of someone clearing their throat, and a bit of muttering.]

THIS THING ON-WHOA.

Need to adjust the volume....that's better.

Okay, first off, thanks to everyone who participated in the auction! We raised a lot of money for the school. Konan, come see me in my office when you can, please. And ( Read more... )