I have a new nickname at LB... it's "Big Pimpin'." Now before you think something like "yah big is right..." allow me to explain. I have had a cold for the past couple of days so my body temperature has run colder than normal so today I decided I would wear a pair of jeans, a peach beaded camisole and my peach brocade suit jacket with the ( Read more... )

I will have fond memories of office depot. Today, on my last day at office depot and I was sicker than a dog. I no sooner get at my register and some angry guy yelled at me for not bagging his 20 copies. So well I have a cold and can't taste anything. My dinner was salmon and spinach orzo. And then I got sick about 30 minutes later. Cool. ( Read more... )

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I was dreaming that UF kicked me out and made me go back to high school in my senior year, except it wasn't my highschool, Mel-Hi, it was Durant High School in North Carolina where I went to Durant Elementary, an experimental year round program. Well the admissions dean to Durant was my current office depot boss. Needless to say, he's a dickhead ( Read more... )

Office Depot had the great judgement to hire Jesus (hay-SOOS). At first he was a nice enough guy and we didn't interact much. Later on that week, I was windexing the registers and counters one rainy day while Jesus was stationed greeting our customers. Then I hear "Rrrrebecca" (Jesus is Columbian). I look up and he is standing at the edge of ( Read more... )

I just watched both Benifer movies. "Jersey Girl" was kinda cute and "Gigli" was the worst movie ever main. It's about two mobsers who abduct a retarded boy and try to carry out this mob assignment but end up getting emotionally attached to him. It was really stupid. I'm tired. Time for bed.

Oh My God! Peter Jennings died???? That's so sad!

Well I can't say that it hasn't happend before, but I thought I had grown up a little and beyond this stage of life. I didn't remember it happening but I guess it did. I would imagine it was quite noisy, but let me start from the top. After a super fun night of drinking, dancing, and drinking, I wake up with a headache and crawl out of bed. I ( Read more... )

I dreamed that Uncle Jesse from Full House raped my best friend and tried to kill us both at a beach house in Cocoa. She and I were there to watch the shuttle land or take off or something with the shuttle and he snuck into our house one stormy night and tried to murder us. Thank God I stabbed him in the neck with kitchen scissors. Okay I have ( Read more... )

Sounds dirty, doesn't it?

Mom and I went out for Japanese and who did we sit at with? David Lee, Corey Brewer, 2 short men I didn't recognize and the one player who looks permanently sad and maybe a little slow. I know that's a treasonous way to refer to our do-no-wrong basketball allstars, but I'm not good with names ( Read more... )