Hope you're not curled up in corner in a fetal position somewhere, Jonas, but you probably are. Even Berny's huddled underneath ten quilts.

[ooc: Berny = Lana's St. Bernard. GASP NOW.]

All right. Whoever decided to glue my shop doors with epoxy, flood my shop with sodium bicarbonate, then coat my tools with iron oxide, FESS UP. I'm a just person and have done nothing to deserve sabotage.

Guh. This is going to take forever to clean.

( more than you, more than you know )