Ahem.
Miss Here-she-is-where's-she-gone?
Don't forget me.
;)

i love you fourcorners!

fucking marry me.

I have longed to move away ( Read more... )

I'm still alive, btw. Hi pumpkins!

Néih hóu! richard, i didn't actually move to china. sorry for lying. :P

happy now! dancing! shakey shakey tush tush! bye!!

Hi Squishy.

i just realized i weigh 89 pounds. scary. i need to start eating anything.

in happier news, i get to eat anything :)

impossible for me to code when there's a dog barking incessantly outside. might as well post something ( Read more... )

Five weeks? I've been away. Somewhere with no offical language and amicable people who eat haggis. Now I'm back, impecunious but readjusting. No one reads this. Why won't my car start?

"You can't speak? You must be a guy's dream come true!"

I swear, if someone bloody says that to me again, I'll punch 'em in the face.