The Base System

May 29, 2004 21:34

Ok so the whole baseball metaphor. Does anyone use it anymore ( Read more... )

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haha anonymous May 30 2004, 05:13:04 UTC
only you kevin. i swear, only you. anyway, map it in your head...

1st base = the right tit, feeling it etc.
2nd base = the mouth, sticking the wanger in it.
3rd base = the left tit, now it can work both ways. you can have a pickle from 3rd to second and vice versa. sticking your wanger in the mouth whilst feeling the tit.
home = the whole kit & kabootle. pounding it while stealing 1st , sticking a foreign object in 2nd and stealing 3rd.

yeah. . . .

CREATIVE4ME

-Evan

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Re: haha prisonerkevin May 30 2004, 05:15:38 UTC
haha
you're drunk

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The one I know hawkeyemi May 30 2004, 13:48:13 UTC
1st base: kissing with tongue
2nd base: Hand up the shirt
3rd base: hand in her pants
Home run: sex

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hello_i_loveyou May 30 2004, 21:39:55 UTC
meh..i'm confused on that too. but i always thought it was as follows:
1st base : kissing/making out/biting etc.
2nd : groping/half nakey/up the shirt etc.
3rd : oral. fingering. hand jobs. etc.
and of course home..is well hooray sex!
i'm young and hip and i try to keep up with this style. ya heard?

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starssurroundme May 31 2004, 06:11:21 UTC
hahaha...this is entertaining...

oh, by the way, this is felicia (eyeminusyou)

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baseball is for your mom kbella002 June 1 2004, 01:44:00 UTC
There just aren't enough bases in baseball to satisfy the horny of the 21st century ( ... )

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Re: baseball is for your mom prisonerkevin June 1 2004, 02:16:54 UTC

what the hell is the matter with you.

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