I LOVE CONGRESS

[priyankipedia]

"I'm a fairly wide guy...I tend to spread my legs...when I lower my pants so they won't slide. Did I slide them too close to yours? Did I? When I looked down, I saw, yes, that our feet were close together."

Comments

[lord_belmont]

Future Scav Hunt Item: somewhere on campus there is a judge in a bathroom stall. Find him, and signal to him that you wish to have homosexual intercourse.

[priyankipedia]

Man, the best kind of Congress is Sexual Congress.

[gorgeouslywrong]

Aw, you stole my line! Hey guys, stop sexing me up! I need to talk to this dinosaur.

Or something like that.

PROCEED.

[iamiorek]

Comment Evaluation Committee Official Grade: A+