The summer's over for most of my home friends, but it's still got almost a month of life in it for me. Just as well, too; don't think I'm nearly ready to go Rome'n yet ( Read more... )

I was trying to think of which memories I'd use if I ever needed to produce a patronus ( Read more... )

"Hi, yes, this is Lewis Fortner ( Read more... )

Barack Obama and I are in the deep end. There is a beach ball. We are tossing it back and forth. Obama is looking-not steely-eyed, but watchful, at least-at the other end of the pool, where the Clintons are lounging in the shallow end ( Read more... )

Popping The Muppet Show Season 2 gives us the following image: Kermit and Fozzie are staring at us awkwardly ( Read more... )

My Dad got a new digital camera for winning an innovation award at work. It's been sitting in a drawer for the past two months because no one told me it existed.

This is what happened after I found out

Update: I've selected Monkey ( Read more... )

I awoke. I stayed awake but didn’t move. No one else was awake. I heard William’s alarm go off. Emily awoke. I saw Robert wrapped up in a pink sheet. Robert looked like he was wearing a nightie. Then William awoke ( Read more... )

"Pandas? You saw pandas!? That's amazing ( Read more... )

"I don't get why no one can say your name. It's not that hard."
Zac was indignant.
"Well, of course I agree ( Read more... )