( Representing the Street )

I can't get "Move Bitch" out of my head.

Finally, T-Rex has a set of problems I can relate to.

Unreasonable Mate Expectations:

- Working knowledge of Offensive Realism
- Completion of Ocarina of Time
- Passable ability - Super Smash Melee
- Appreciation of The Graduate
- Extensive Muppet knowledge
- Avid "Office" watcher
- Toleration of pun-based humor
- Scottish or Liverpudlian accent

( Warning: A long, rambling post about Muppetry. )

God, I can't believe it when Chicago kids complain about it being 94 degrees.

I've been re-reading Jeeves lately and I can't get over the following comparison ( Read more... )

"I'm a fairly wide guy...I tend to spread my legs...when I lower my pants so they won't slide. Did I slide them too close to yours? Did I? When I looked down, I saw, yes, that our feet were close together."

iamiorek did this, so I stole it. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

( ENFPranks. )

This morning, I received the following four messages from Rachel Berkowitz ( Read more... )