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Mountain Dew: My Anti-Drug
Yellow Number Five
A playlet (yes I just made that word up) written and butchered by:
Duchess Ara-Evans Caufield, The Empress of Fabulous, Esq.
LIGHTS UP.
(LYLE, TAD, and DEAN stand around a table covered in Mountain Dew cans, Doritos, and Pixie Sticks. They each hold a bloody steak knife.)
LYLE: Prince of Tides!
DEAN: Barbara Streisand!
TAD: ( Read more... ) -
This is a Much Cooler Twelve Days of Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... ) -
2006: A Review by A.E. Caufield
Here's to Elves, Old People, Ghosts, Frosty the Snowman, and Snow Angels ( Read more... ) -
Posting!! Oh my God!!
Friend: Evans, why don't you post on livejournal anymore ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
At the gas station next to my apartment.Guy at Gas Pump #5: Hey. Hey. Hey girl ( Read more... ) -
I think this is pretty damn cool!
A. Pick 16 of your favorite movies ( Read more... ) -
not coming back to school
it's been a crazy summer and now that everything is not really in the air anymore the dust has settled and a lot of things have been set into motion. the big thing right now is that i'm not going back to school. there are many reasons for this but the big one is that i can't get financial aid. it sucks, but that's how it is. i pretty much feel ( Read more... ) -
This is pretty cool....
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Empress+of+Fabulous
you guys should all do this. it will help me become more aware of myself. thanks tim! -
she watched as her life passed her by....
it's an embarassing thought really. what if? its the idea of promise, pleasure, or pain. it could be for the better or the worse ( Read more... )
