My spine hurts.

[probabilitease]

I was hit by a drunk driver. At least I assume he was drunk. In his board shorts and brown boat shoes he wandered up to car window and begged me not to call the police. We were alone, on a dark side road. He kept saying there was no damage to my car. He just stared at me through my car window as I tried to stop crying. My back really hurts. I'm an

Comments

[norajoe]

are you for real?

thats scary.

[probabilitease]

Yes. I am not up to my joggig potential, but I'll be ok.

haha.

[probabilitease]

That totally reminds me of that old Saturn comercial where people are doing a tour of the factory. The factory worker is holding a piece of car siding, and leans on it. "Polymer panels bend and flex."