Alright I'm going to get soft on you guys for a second. Bear with me here ( Read more... )

"No one ever calls me anymore!"

It's more than just a joke we have. It's the mother-fucking reality. And sometimes, it kills me.

You have three hours. I want a full, complete analysis on the following phrase. Use any examples or details necessary. Argue all sides of the fact. Add any personal anecdotes you deem appropriate.

Prove it.

Hey guys. I know, surprise surprise ( Read more... )

Man it's been a long time. Oy vey ( Read more... )

Yes, I realize it's been a while since I've put anything in here, and I apologize. I just haven't felt anything was worth posting. Again, I apologize ( Read more... )

So, I say fuck Vegas ( Read more... )

So I'm pretty much a loser ( Read more... )

Hey everyone out there in cyberland ( Read more... )

It's about 6:00 in the morning on the day before the 4th of July. I haven't slept in about 20 hours. The lack of sleep could be the reason for this messed-up post, but whatever ( Read more... )