today i did some metal work at work whilst wearing high heeled boots

i am so very pleased with myself

 Today I am the happiest I have ever been. I watched the new Duran Duran video and not only have they resorted to having semi naked models in their videos again but they are still as handsome as they have ever been. And Nick is still wearing make up. Also if I was going to go into some sort of institute for the mental I would love to go to one ( Read more... )

good evening to you all ( Read more... )

So far this week if I have learned anything its don't drink max strength lemsip as I am now almost certain it isn't non drowsy. Almost falling asleep at your desk is not a good way to impress your boss. Giggling every time you walk past a sign with the word erection on it also gets you funny looks. But I have to get my kicks somehow ( Read more... )

Well have now survived two whole days at work, without any major incidents and indeed no minor ones. Still don't know what the hell I am meant to be doing but have now been given a big pile of books so plan to sit quietly and read them until someone shouts at me to do something ( Read more... )

As I will be leaving for Bristol on Saturday does anyone want to go to the pub at some point so i can say goodbye etc?
Thank you kindly

Once again I am braving the world of communication in order to inform you of my birthday celebrations on Wednesday ( Read more... )

I keep meaning to post but everytime I try I just end up writing a big rant about how much I hate the education system

So instead I shall just surface from underneath my rock and say hello so everybody knows I haven't wasted away

Sean Bean presenting a Brit!!!!

I have an interview for Caterpillar tomorrow. I say interview but what I really mean is a period of torture lasting seven hours. Not only do I have a formal interview I have to give a presentation on a subject I haven't even been given yet, do group exercises with like minded geeks and do some more aptiptude testing. I am trying not to think about ( Read more... )