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You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100%  You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high!  Good show, old chap!

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Consumerist lemmings, off the cliff

This video reveals some of the sickest stuff I've seen all week. (OK, it's only Tuesday, but still). It's footage taken at a suburban Dallas mall at 1 a.m., the day after Thanksgiving. The mall opened waaaay early to give Black Friday shoppers a headstart. Take a look at it. It's a vast mob of people streaming in ( Read more... )

WRATH

Who did you last get angry with?

.Probably my wife. I think I snapped at her at dinner the other night. My fault entirely.

What is your weapon of choice?

Passive Aggressive Martyrdom

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

Only in Tai Chi class

How about the same sex?

Yes

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

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It's my own damn fault, being a decent host and cook.

But when family comes over and you have a new baby, are we really supposed to be running around making sure everyone gets fed, or that the dishes are done!?!?!?!?!?

I'm just tired.

I love my family, I really do. They're good people, and I'm ragging on them needlessly.

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 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Toto Cherokee or Duchess Cherokee

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Cookies and Cream White Chocolate Macademia

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

J-Yam

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

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