Watching two babies at once.

Both crying.

One Hungry.

Milk still warming.

Requesting backu---

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YES WE CAN!

 
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    I know many people on both sides of the argument for and against God, or more aptly against the need for religion or a need for a lack of it.

If I had to label myself, it would be a progressive Christian. I find value and solace in aged old traditions and culture, yet I know much of it must go if we are to truly learn what God wants from ( Read more... )

Having been brought to my attention by a post from Vivian Shaw.

Karellen raised his hand, and the picture changed once more. A single brilliant star glowed in the center of the screen: no one could have told, from this distance, that the Sun had ever possesed planets or that one of them had now been lost. For a long time Karellen stared back ( Read more... )

  I don't know why the hell this has come up in my mind now, but I want to write this down before I forget it:

Bacteria are kind of like the Borg.

You see one causing trouble, poking around in your shit and all that. So you take your Antbiotic Phaser out of its sterilized wraping, take aim, and blast the hell out of that sucker. ( Read more... )

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In case of a zombie outbreak, I'd rather have a semi-automatic rifle, but this does have a fair amount of badassness to it. 

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