Hey folks... well, today has been fairly eventful ( Read more... )

Hey assrammers. How are you doing? Fine over here. I don't have much to report today. Just that I feel bad for Lauren because she is sick. I wish that I could make her feel better. And today I talked to Dawny on AOL but STILL NO BONNIE!!! WHAT THE FUCK ( Read more... )

Hmmm, when will all the mindless bullshit stop? Can't we just kill these fuckers? Oh, wait, I think that I am going to stop talking about this country now. Or else I will go into a murderous rage ( Read more... )

God damn I am bored. Have to go out on another patrol in 3 hours. I don't want to but I have to. I have nothing to really say. Except this ( Read more... )

Well, I am in here in this wonderful world of Kosovo. Or shall I say not so wonderful. God this country is a shit hole. I have never seen anything so dank and disgusting. Not even mine and Justins old room got as dirty. The air smells like shit, the houses have bullet holes in them and they aren't even built all the way because if people don't ( Read more... )

Hey everyone... how is everything going? Not bad over here. I am leaving for Kosovo tommorrow at 12:30 in the morning. It is going to be the most boring 6 months of my life. I fucking swear. Why in the fuck do I need to go to watch these god damn third world scumbags. Let the mother fuckers kill themselves. Not like they serve a god damn ( Read more... )

Hey Hey.... God damn I think if I get drunk one more time I am going to explode. I have been getting trashed the past three days. Last night I went to a bar with TJ, John and Travis. I met these three girls that were pretty cool. They want me to go out and meet them again tonight. The one wants my address so that she can send me ginger bread ( Read more... )

Hey guys hows it going? This weekend is sucking. I didn't go to Octoberfest yesterday. Me and TJ (Sgt Johnson) were supposed to drive there this weekend but something happened to his car yesterday morning. It was about 2:30 in the morning and we were driving this Russian girl that I met home and we were going to fast around a corner and we ( Read more... )

God damn... I finally have a way to talk to all of my friends again. If you haven't noticed who this is yet it is DAVE "MOTHER FUCKING" BOWDEN!!! OH HELLLL YEAH ( Read more... )

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