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If you've come here wondering, "Can my character do X to Nathan?", then this is the place for you ( Read more... )

[a high, feminine voice that is clearly being put on by a man]

You're reached the ansafone of the devilishly attracting and incredibly good in bed Nathan Young. It's likely he's missed your call because he's so busy pleasuring me. Leave your message and he'll - oh, Nathan, do that again, oh yes, uh, uh, yes, yessss, YESSSS, YES!

[BEEP!]

( scorched app )