Okay so I can’t contemplate on how to start a blog no one reads, and I’m supposed to be doing my homework so I’m writing this in Microsoft Word and it’s spellchecking ‘blog’ and I’m like wtfbbqsauce why don’t you spell check Hitler’s combat boot going 783 mph (in comparison, this dude in Virginia Falls, Nebraska, South Republic of Viet Nam, Former ( Read more... )

Gold-plated AK-47


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Natalija was owed money by Mr Harnwell in the fire place and almost got killed by an army of birds because her leg hurt and all hell broke loose, Natalija then met her long lost daughter: Natalija the second, she went around killing rats with plastic bombs and to the surprise of the audience she killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal ( Read more... )

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I just saw the Lake House, and I suppose a hormonal imbalance made me cry ( Read more... )

This is a super-old story I found on this super-old flash drive. I think I wrote it on vocabulary words or something. It was supposed to be 2 pages, so you’ll see how I speed up the story. Like, super sonic speed. THE END ( Read more... )

My favorite comics are Spiderman, The Far Side, and The New Adventures of Sigmund Freud.
And:
http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/1.html

Ah, I never foresaw the day of my first LJ post. LJ is OJ's older, much nicer brother. I asked my friend how short/long can lj posts be? And he replied in a New York, I mean Nuclear Minute, "As long as you want." So, you see, my friends, I am in control. But once I was on a commercial plane going flying across the North Sea when I flung the pilot ( Read more... )