"do ittttt...take your mama out all niiiiight"

Sep 14, 2004 20:37

5 Things That Make Me Giggle
1. Britney Spears remake of "My Perogative"
2. People who base their relationships on Ross and Rachel
3. Wedgies that give people 4 ass cheeks
4. Anyone who thinks that stupid top of head coif (aka alien dome) is cool
5. The word "douche"

5 Things That Make Me Go "WHAAT DEE FUCK?"
1. People thinking gold teeth look ( Read more... )

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douche hearingyou September 15 2004, 01:04:20 UTC
you know that there are different levels of a "douche"
1 being the lowest kind and 4 being the worst kind

1)douche
2)douche bag
3)economy bag o' douche
4)a pallet of douches' from sams or cosco that need a fork lift to be picked up

shit...i wish i didnt have school thursday or friday

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Re: douche profonda September 15 2004, 19:12:53 UTC
LMAO I'm glad you could meet me halfway in the loving of "douche" and all of its wonderous manifestations :) I'll be sure to party it up Thurs and Fri just for you dear :)

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grrlkissgrrl September 15 2004, 01:14:04 UTC
uh how is it that i'm not on any of those lists? i would have even settled for the pissed one. anyway "people who ask you and you're girl for a 3sum obviously don't know that you can your girl have trouble with just the two of you. hahahaha. god i miss u.

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profonda September 15 2004, 19:13:45 UTC
I originally had you as one of the things that made me happy, but it looked so creepy..."#2: Alisa"...I'm gay, but I have limits. And a big FUCKA YOU about my sex life...you're so evil...BUT TRUE, TRUE :)

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what_it_schwas September 15 2004, 03:37:46 UTC
ahhhh i love the word douche.
it's become sort of joke a between me and my boyfriend, cause we say:

douche douche douche. DOUCHY DOUCHY DOUCHE!

...all the fucking time.

we have the weirdest relationship

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profonda September 15 2004, 19:14:02 UTC
Yes we do. But you love it.

DOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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imperfectively September 15 2004, 04:10:10 UTC
my sister is 4*10 and she drives a SUV.. she brings the seat all the way up with the seat way upfront and the wheel tilted a bit. anytime i get into the truck after she's driven it, i always hurt my hip or knee.

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profonda September 15 2004, 19:15:02 UTC
I shouldn't talk. I'm 5'1" and I drive a Toyota Highlander (SUV) and anyone who drives after me is crotch deep full of dashboard. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

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shakedown23 September 15 2004, 17:02:44 UTC
5 Things That Make Me Say "Why?"
3. Guys who think it's ok to ask me and my girlfriend for a 3sum

Would it be any more acceptable if coming from a girl? 0:)

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profonda September 15 2004, 19:15:20 UTC
Magic-8ball says: Outlook good.

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