skank ass bitch

[profonda]

This morning, Larhonda told her man, Curtis, that she lied about being pregnant so he wouldn't leave her for another broad. In fact, she has her tubes tied and it is entirely inconceivable that she ever was and ever could be pregnant. The 3 other times they were on Maury, she didn't have good news, so whatever made Curtis think this time would be

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[papa_donna]

lmao!

[profonda]

:)

[__heroincookies]

I watch a shit load of Maury... I remember Larhonda. As bad as she is... there are so many skanks on that show who are a million times worse. Like this one bitch today for example... she cheated on her current husband with her ex husband. She went to Maury for a paternity test to find out if her husband fathered her baby, but it turned out that her ex was the father. So her current husband was devastated... and backstage, she told her husband that she never really loved him. That the relationship was a big lie... and he would never measure up to her ex (who is fucking dead anyway). Ouch.

[profonda]

LOL I swear, the people who go on Maury have the BEST names.

Examples: Charlita, Shaquandra, Henry.

[ruggedone]

I haven't watched Maury in... forever.. so I don't remember who she is.
Do the women still take paternity test on the show, then run when the results are read?.... I used to get a kick outta that.

Maury,"Ted, you are the father!"
Dumb ass chick,"I TOLD YOU!!!" Then she covers her face, then runs to the greenroom.

[profonda]

Someone's always crying in the greenroom. They should call it "Therapy Express"...it's like the McDonald's version of crisis counseling.