purrrrr

[profonda]

All of the linens are in the laundry, so my mother asked me to help her put a clean sheet on her mattress...A LEOPARD PRINT SHEET THAT LOOKS LIKE A PICNIC TABLE TARP AT A WHOREHOUSE OWNED BY RICK JAMES! Seriously, I think I spotted some sequins. What baffles me is why we even OWN a leopard print mattress sheet and why nobody busted their ass doing

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[aleksandr_]

I want to respond with something suggestive, witty, and clever ...

but, there are no words.

I miss you too much.

*Daddy

[hearingyou]

please tell me that those sheets are the "back-up sheets". You did say you were doing the laundry. You know its like the "back-up clothes" you wear on laundry day. When its laundry day you wear that wool sweater that grandma gave you at x-mas with the apples knitted on it that says "Teachers love apples".In addition to the sweater you wear those pj pants that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short unless your a pygmy hoping that you dont have run out for detergent or dryer sheets. lets hope those were the "back-up" sheets.

[tinytinyman7]

I hope you're pregnant so much.

[londondax]

A LEOPARD PRINT SHEET
Why I must ask is you mom rockin the the leopard sheets???

...or perhaps I'm pregnant

Wow, if so must have been a very powerful index finger or two...

[butchmedic]

Hot. Can I have leopard sheets on my bed? Then the pit of passion would be complete. You would be proud of me I bought a really hot button down shirt and t-shirt to go underneath. When I wear it I will make sure a pic is taken so you can see how your taste rubbed off on me.

Hmmm maybe you should clean your ears more often and back off the Grays Papaya hotdogs. Vendor dogs are so much better. ; ) Hope you feel better.