All of the linens are in the laundry, so my mother asked me to help her put a clean sheet on her mattress...A LEOPARD PRINT SHEET THAT LOOKS LIKE A PICNIC TABLE TARP AT A WHOREHOUSE OWNED BY RICK JAMES! Seriously, I think I spotted some sequins. What baffles me is why we even OWN a leopard print mattress sheet and why nobody busted their ass doing
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ur so classy.
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Are you sure you didn't take that from my brother's closet when you came to my house??
I think Mom's needs to um... let go of some stuff...LOL
I would have brought some ice cream and other healing stuff to your house, but you know me, I like to make appointments first.
Rugged would never "just show up"
I hope you get well soon.
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But then I read this post, and particularly the line:
If I am pregnant, I hope I have twins so I can name them Captain and Tenille.
And I thought, I can resist no longer, I have to ask to friend this person.
So.... do you mind?
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