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Pissed on/off serpants
Last night for the first time in my lengthy movie going career I fell asleep in a film. The weird part was I had a dream during my slumber about my trip down south on the weekend... less of a dream and more of a flashback to something terrifying that happened to me while away ( Read more... ) -
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Holy fucking shit. My mum has just informed me that my 20 year old sister is getting married in 18 months. What the fucking shit man?! Who the fuck gets married now days? Why would you get married? I suppose I am just not a relationships person, having not held anything down that could be described as more than a fling in... wow... four fucking ( Read more... ) -
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I think it has been the longest ever between entries. I guess it's because all I seem to use this cunt for is venting about things that make me angry, and nothing has really been bustin' my bridges lately... except stupid billboards... old people... slow drivers, bumper stickers, people who wear clothing with a clear visible label (I mean come on ( Read more... ) -
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So I've been doing a little research on phobias suffered by the human species... holy fucking shit there is some funny shit out there. One of the best is Zemmiphobia which is fear of The Great Mole Rat. Best part about this phobia is there is no such fucking thing as the great mole rat. How the shit does one discover they are scared of something ( Read more... ) -
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Holy sweet merciful cum! Biggest and possibly best new years ever. After having the most random start to the night, drinking with Theresa at the queens at lunch time on NYE, I ended up getting free tickets to Box Deli and free drinks all night. So hung there all night with Michael and Her. Had full intentions on going to amps but one thing led to ( Read more... ) -
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So it's come to my attention that all I seem to do on my fucking LJ is complain, so I thought I would change that... at least for now and, realistically, probably only now. How good is Air, specifically Moon Safari. I found the cunt in a pile of CD's I haven't touched in ages, chucked it on and lay on the couch for the duration of the whole CD. It' ( Read more... ) -
My Dump
Okay American music, specifically R&B and hiphop is fucking shitting me. How's the Black Eye's Cunt's new single My Hump? What the fucking shit man. "My hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps." Hahahahahaha is this not the worst fucking lyric EVER written. Really what the shit? "What you going to do with all that breast, all that Breast inside that ( Read more... ) -
I want to die. Does that make me cool??
It's official. Emo is the new homey... as in most annoying cunts ever. Why the shit do these wannabe depressed cunts hang around the central park gardens like Golby does at playgrounds?? Do you think wannabe emos prey for the day they get emotionally crippled enough to feel comfortable joining the central park mob because they are so awesome? Are ( Read more... ) -
Like a cunt
All four wisdom teeth out on Friday arvo meant a very small weekend for this cat. Bummer I couldn't get to the wonderful Golby and McCunt's 21st tho... I heard good things kids ( Read more... ) -
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So I pull up behind this dude yesterday and he had two bumper stickers on the back of his [you guessed it) commodore. One says "fuck off, I have enough friends" and the other one says "Have a nice day arsehole". Umm okay, firstly what kind of fucking moron thinks that just because someone pulls up behind them on the road they want to be their ( Read more... )