Ok, so weird shit... The ecu is car park is always as packed as a whores cunt on boxing day. The last 7 times I've been to uni I have landed the same parking bay in the most primo position. EXACTLY the same bay.. this is spinning me out. It's as if it is reserved, no cunt will take it but me. Crazy ( Read more... )

BEST QUOTE EVER: "For every hot chick in the world, there's at least one guy sick of fucking her."

INT. RECRUIT OFFICE - DAY ( Read more... )

So I saw this cunt driving along in a piece of shit car with more things stuck onto it than a glue soaked finger that's been dipped in a jar of hundreds and thousands. You could hear the "doof, doof" from several streets away and apart from spoiling the car, the spoiler was actually in danger of taking out power lines it was so high. This really ( Read more... )

AWESOME STUFF ( Read more... )

Dear Gus Van Sant ( Read more... )

Happy Monday you beaming little rays of sunshine ( Read more... )

Last night a crazy german came to me in my dream and asked to inspect my finger. I slapped the cunt and a tooth fell out. Yeah that'll show the fucker ( Read more... )

What the shit is with that fucking mural on the wall of the scot...? Why are they trying to go so "urban ( Read more... )

Time flies. I just realised I have lived in my place for two years. In that time I have never ever had any problems with noise from neighbors especially nothing of an erotic nature. All my neighbors are older than me. Much older. Perhaps this why I became a little disturbed last night when I heard howls of Ecstasy coming from the apartment above me ( Read more... )