fasteddieslateatnightisfuckingawesome.I'msogladthatIseemtohaveforgivenampsandamfuckinglovingitagain.LastnightmejoeandgolbdsdecidedtohitthemonkeybarbitandmetthisolddudewholookedlikeyouwouldimagineGodtolookandhespeantlike2ominutesexplainingtoJoeabouthiscolonandprostatecancer.Fuckingcrazyshit.

I went and saw the film Sideways on high recommendation from lots of fine folk. All I can say is what the fuck were they thinking? If anyone out there has a burning desire to get bored and watch old people deal with boring old peoples problems then I highly recommend you go and see Sideways and do it now. All of those who don't like films that suck ( Read more... )

Okay I felt like ranting so this is why I'm here. But rather than go on about how much I hate eggnog I figured I would harness my rage and come up with another game of everyones favorite THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH!!! Yay!! Woo! Yeah!! I can hear your screams form hear, SHUT UP FUCKERS I"M TRYING TO SLEEP ( Read more... )

Is it rape if they say maybe?

It's time to end things. Enough is certainly enough, or put simply I'm fucking over it. I got really fucking hurt like I hadn't been in a long time then I thought I got over it but I was wrong. They came back at me when my guard was down and stuck again. When I was least ninja. When I was least ready to defend my soul with my cat-like reflexes. "I ( Read more... )

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules? This is not Nam Smoky, there ARE rules. the ball was over the line.

The worst part about being back at uni is that stupid thing it does to your body clock where you wake up early no matter how little sleep you have had. Not healthy for people who like being self destructive on weekends ( Read more... )

Hello You. Yes you. That is if you are one of the slow cunts whose gay fucking driving meant it took me half an hour to get home from uni today. I have a message for you: Go and get fucked you fagot cunt and get a bike or a horse. You could use the the exercise you fucking fat piece of shit! Slow drivers are fagots and I say bring on road rage if ( Read more... )

Okay, so I figured out why I'm over amps on the weekend... cos it's so fuckin' awesome on Thursdays! Sean, you rule. I want to fuck you... not just fuck you, but hold you as my genetic code sides from your colon down your leg. So getting wasted tomorrow and hoping Sasha comes good on her promise for pasta. Awesome.

Uni in eight hours = Gash.

Ok party at Chelm on Friday... awesome ( Read more... )