So awesome being back at uni again! Crazy to think I've had nearly 2 years off. So want to be a weed smoking, tree hugging, funnel drinking smelly student fuck forever!

How good a feeling is it when you come home and think "Holy fuck, tonight was awesome"?

So uni is busting my balls hugely. All I am doing is uni work. I decided to have a break and retire to my balcony to smoke a cigar (thank you Janelle) and sip whiskey when I noticed a guy in the other building cleaning his house. Frantically cleaning his house. Thing was he was naked. Funniest thing ever. Even funnier when he saw me laughing at him ( Read more... )

PS. Happy birthday Kurdt.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer. Then I read this random book about butterflies, closed it and reflected for a moment. It was pretty cool. I also feel like I have aged about ten years in this last week. Hate anyone who is going to vibes today. You have small hands and smell like cabbage. Respect.

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Today I wrote a 2797 word document as well as a million emails and this gay LJ entry. What happened to my exciting life filled with sex, drugs and rock 'n'roll I hear you say? All I can come up with is that it must have fallen down the toilet the day I turned 23. Damn nation. Being old is gash ( Read more... )

Highlight of tonight... Clearly when Joe Snow smacked Golby with a pool que and broke it in half then had to pay for it. Fucking Awesome ( Read more... )

Just watched Closer for the second time. Still the shit.

I saw a trailer for the film Closer and thought "wow, that looks like a real piece of shit." However after reading a bunch of rave reviews I decided to give the film the benefit of the doubt. Holy fuck. If you see one film this year let it be Closer. Fucking awesome, disturbing, sexy and Nat Portman is totally boneable beyond belief ( Read more... )