Sooooooooooo fucking early. I know know there is a God and he is getting me back for my recent spell of evil deeds ( Read more... )

Once again I put on my tap shoes, tails and top-hat and decided hit the town for a little snifter of port and then perhaps hit the bridge club for a cigar to discuss the fluctuating prices in the stock market with the fellows ( Read more... )

How is Australia day gunna be? So much mid week getting fucked up. Awesome.

A few reasons why I am the shit at the moment ( Read more... )

Wassup bitches ( Read more... )

It's early but alas I am not up cos the party is still going... I have become a slave to a work routine. How gay is that? How old do I feel right now? This is the 11th day in a row that I've worked and I ain't stoppin' til Monday. It's not all bad though... this whole working thing means soooo much partying on Sunday and so much money to blow on ( Read more... )

So I've been working like a whore for the last 9 days and have nothing to show for it apart from a blister on my heel and an angry tone in my normally soothing sexy voice. Who ever said "Live your dreams" can go and fuck yourself. Clearly some cunt who attempted to do so and in the process realised why it was called a dream (cos it ain't gunna ( Read more... )

THINKING: Why buses have carpet on the roof? (Is it so when they role over the passengers can walk comfortably to the nearest exit ( Read more... )

So I went to Von Boehm's ( Read more... )

Holy fuck I lived!!! Serious blank patches about last night. I feel like someone replaced my terrific brain with a big steaming shit. Also a little worried I may have made a cunt of myself on more than one occasion last night. Hmmmmmmmmm. Kings park afters amps rocked like a bitch. Drank a bottle of vodka with the gang then came home and went to ( Read more... )