Say this world is not so shallow.

[progeniteur]

Well, it's safe to say that i've been in one hell of a rut as of late. Nothing short of rejection feels worse than having a personal dispute with your closest companion, especially when you think you're the only one reeling from it. Ironically, the only two memorable arguments my comrade and I have had have been over something involving girls.

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[captain_planet8]

A few months ago when I was still working at the park district, Chris and I would have to inspect a park called Sportsmans every day because there was lead contamination. This park is kinda near the Naperville highschool. So one day around three o'clock we go to check it, and see two kids having sex, naked in their car. So we pull up to their car as fast as possible, park right next to them and get out. She freaked and jumped out of the car to put her clothes on, and the guy kinda just ducked and pretended he was invisible. So we went into the park, and needless to say, when we left they were also gone. Never to return.

[progeniteur]

..Hey, there's an idea, car comes peeling towards you with you blatantly stark naked with another girl, just pretend no one can see you by staying real still. That only works with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[bounty_huntress]

book nerds get horny in a library parking lot, that's who.

[progeniteur]

Them, and the Mexican couple I saw in the car. Seriously, who decides they can't wait to drive to a more secluded spot and just decides to say fuck it and make out in the pushed back seats of the car, with the car running? I'm not even sure I would be that desperately horny, and that's saying something.

[bounty_huntress]

That's better then what I saw. How sick is it to make out in a church parking lot? I swore it had to be a nun and a priest, lmao.

[blindeyesight]

books turn me on.... whats that saying about myself

[progeniteur]

..It says you're a cute book nympho, i'd better not ever walk by the library parking lot and see you making out there.