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[progloria]

[There's a high pitched laugh off screen and sounds that normally comes with a lot of fumbling of hands against the mouth piece

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video;

[dongsaengoppai]

Aaaaah, Prussia-san! You are in hell; I hope you enjoy your stay even when you piss your pants! But before you get eaten by a monster, you should buy a Hyundai when I invent a way to make them here.

[ that is all Korea has to say for now. 8| ]

video;

[progloria]

[What the flying-]

I.

I AM NOT PISSING MY PANTS [Maybe just a bit.]. AND YOUR HYUNDAIS SUCK.

[Is there a way to block on this thing. Fuu]

[dongsaengoppai]

Aah, no they don't! Don't be so cruel! I will beg for an apology and blackmail if you say something stupid again!

You are on another planet called Fortuna, but ne, it is basically like hell!

[progloria]

Shut up. Shut up. Shut. Shut it. Shut up. [This isn't a nervous break down. Just so you know. It's called manic depression now.]

Your shitty cars are shitty! This is Earth! Because Fortuna's a stupid name for a planet. Who would name a planet Fortuna when it looks like this. How does that make sense?

How are you getting this?

Where are you?

Tell me, Korea.

TELL ME NOW. NOW BEFORE I DO PISS MYSELF AND ON THIS FUCKING SHITTY PHONE- THING. DAMNIT.

video; german 1/2

[aristocravat]

[Oh for goodness' sake. Can there not be duplicates of the countries he can stand the company of?

He could have at the very least have been placed in Spero.]

video; german 2/2 SORRY THIS TOOK LONG ENOUGH ahaha

[aristocravat]

It is on, yes. I would prefer you kept it off from now on, before you continue to clutter the network with such uncultured language.

[Someone else will explain this place to him.]

NO WORRIES

[progloria]

[Oh. That's a familiar voice. That's a tragically familiar voice. Why can't it be not familiar and sexier and less Austrian. Fuck.]

Uncul- Listen you pansy, I have every right to broadcast my location when I'm fucking stranded in the middle of fish stink town. ['Cause his fans. They need to know, you know.]

Where the hell are you? How are you getting this?

[video; English]

[fragrancy]

Surprise, you got kidnapped by aliens.

[progloria]

Ha. Ahaha fucking ha. That's so funny. Now where can I go and check if I got some extraterrestrial venereal disease?

Stop joking around, little China. Where am I?

[fragrancy]

I dunno, there's a couple of doctors here.

And don't call me "little China." It's Hong Kong, you.

[progloria]

[He waves dismissively.] It's okay, cooler-version of China. I'll forgive you for not laughing at my awesome joke.

So, is this some kind of live action roleplaying game...? I've been in those and it never ends well. I just really want to go home now.

video;

[noblemen]

Oh bollocks. It's you.

[progloria]

[A big sigh.]

I don't care what happened. I just want to go home now. You can apologize later.

[noblemen]

I've nothing to apologise for, you daft twat. I didn't do this; do you really think if this was within the realm of my abilities, I would waste said ability on the likes of you?

Christ.

Welcome to Fortuna: home of the we're-on-another-bloody-planet-oh-and-by-the-by-don't-look-up-lest-you-want-to-see-two-moons. I do hope you enjoy your stay.

[progloria]

You're right. You're not awesome enough to do this. Schwanz.

Okay, I'll play. We're on this "planet", "Fortuna". And there's-

[Absolute silence is the next 5 minutes. Then the next 2 minutes is full of that high pitched shaky laugh.]

There's.

There are two moons.

[brotundbier]

.... Brother?

[progloria]

[Oh dear Fritz. Here's a face he's glad to see. His German is fast and his words are almost cluttered together.]

WestWest! Can you take me home now? Fuck, I don't think there's a GPS on this thing though. Where are you? I'll come get you and we can go home.

[brotundbier]

Wait wait wait wait!!

Hold on, I take you just got here.

.... What's a GPS?

[progloria]

I woke up on some pieces of metal! Fuck, how dangerous is that! When we get home, we should have a angry letter writing spree to whatever-

[Wait, wait. Did he just ask what a GPS is?

...]

A GPS? Global Positioning System? You were really excited about these, Lutz.