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Dear LiveJournal
Today I had that moment where I really had to decide if I wanted to go to jail or not. Turns out I do not wish to go to jail. That, I imagine, is a good thing.
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I am here, and I am there.
For a while now, I've been more a silent lurker here on Livejournal. I'm not giving up my LJ, but it's mostly a spectator sport these days ( Read more... ) -
Poetic
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator. -
*pop*
I am not dead.
I think. I'm pretty sure, anyway. -
Stop SOPA before they gain control of the internet!
Ok, I know I haven't used this LJ in like an eternity and a half, but I assure you, it is me. J-ko. Jon. That guy who used to post random wacky crap all the time on here ( Read more... ) -
My completely inaccurate review of Cowboys & Aliens.
Daniel Craig wakes up in the desert and gets attacked by bandits. He zaps them with a handy space bracelet thinger he has on his wrist, and takes their boots and pants and heads for freedom. Instead he winds up in Scotland or something, because before he can do anything The Kergan is there pointing a rifle at him ( Read more... )