I like to think of myself as a smart one, but it turns out I am not so clever at times. Some people have awesome epiphanies. I, on the other hand, have my own less awesome epiphanies. Over the last 3 years I have realized the meanings to the words "Bean sprout" (the sprout of a bean), "Pancake" (Literally a cake in a pan) and just yesterday I ( Read more... )

General update ( Read more... )

Let's truce. In the words of Dr. Dre: "I ain't even speakin' your name. Just keep my name outta your mouth and we can keep it the same". We will not be friends, but we don't need to be enemies.

Yup, just as the subject suggests: I am great ( Read more... )

Bill Nye can split atoms with his bare hands ( Read more... )

I saw you many times since we were 1st introduced. I fell in love the moment we met years ago at Daniela's party, I still love you and always will. You will never leave my heart. I almost cried today, tears of sorrow when I realized that I will never see you again and tears of happiness for the great times we have had. At one time I wanted to have ( Read more... )

I ended up sending someone a pretty civil e-mail when I was in the bad mind space. I guess it seemed I blamed this person and my friends for all my problems, I didn't mean to make it seem that way at all. I blame myself for being fucked in the head and do not blame my cocaine dependence on my friends what-so-ever. Oh well, the recipient of the e- ( Read more... )

You play me like my name's Sega.
Yet make me feel like the E.T. game for Atari.

P.S.- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.T._the_Extra_Terrestrial_%28Atari_2600%29 if you don't understand.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bomb_iran

Back to "Tha OG Three". So, at one point we had 5 people living in this 1 bedroom apartment. Then a legendary day of change came. One day (about 4 weeks ago)I had enough of the lazy, couch sleeping, non rent paying creature named Jimbo, and preceded to throw his shit down the stairs, as you can imagine a verbal fight broke out. I won. Then that ( Read more... )