Take this job and shove it

[prongslove]

I didn't fall off my fucking broom! I was simply watching the end of the match in slackjawed shock and devastation as a bludger hit Marly, when some crazy bitch slams into me from behind, WHICH by the way is a very cowardly way to attack someone, and since it was so fucking WET outside anyway I lost my grip for a minute and fell. The game was

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[prongslove]

Don't BE a crazy you-know-what and I won't have to call you one!

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

...wow. Okay. You're just a little angry...

[prongslove]

Just a little.

[r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e]

Just generally annoyed at the game?

[prongslove]

More like specific people. Mostly Acacia.

[omg_siriusly]

Marly really got slammed, didn't she? I visited her today in the Hospital Wing.

I went to the kitchens.

[prongslove]

Yeah, she did. Fucking Bludger. She okay?

Yeah? Just alone? You should have GOTTEN me, I'm always up for a run to the kitchens.

[omg_siriusly]

She'll be fine. Though, her ego's severely damaged. She was right disappointed in herself for losing the match. I dunno what happened. But she's doing fine.

Actually, Marly asked me to go. So I did.

[prongslove]

Yeah, know one really knows what happened with her. She should have seen it coming, but what can you do.

Oh? That's cool. You got back late. I was just sort of confused.

[crackedseer]

Poor James. Are you going to be okay? I'm sure your ego will recover. The cards say so. Besides, you'll win next time.

[smartass_carrow]

Sore loser. Honestly.

[prongslove]

It wasn't like it was a fair win. Our seeker got hit in the head with a bludger while WE were in the lead and that psychopath tried to kill me.

[smartass_carrow]

Let me introduce you to a concept called QUIDDITCH, where every player has the risk of getting a hit by the bludger.

[prongslove]

Let ME introduce YOU to the concept of shutting the fuck up, because it wasn't like YOU had anything to do with the match anyway.