Comments | prongslove: I know you wanna leave me, but I refuse to let you go. If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy-

prongslove

I know you wanna leave me, but I refuse to let you go. If I have to beg and plead for your sympathy-

Jan 26, 2007 09:31

I confiscated a very interesting bit of mail from the common room this morning. And I say A very interesting BIT of mail because, while there were actually four or five of them within 3 feet of each other, they all said exactly the same thing ( Read more... )

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rileyannemcg January 26 2007, 16:10:11 UTC

I think that the accusations in the letter were all far too ridiculous to be addressed and the only people who are stupid enough to believe such things are Slytherins and the person who wrote the damned thing.

Devotedly,
Riley Many Middle Names McGranahan.

prongslove January 26 2007, 16:15:04 UTC

Clearly, the only ones who believed them were either very stupid or very impressionable, probably both, but I assumed that it was my DUTY to address it.

Yours in ... Something,
James EWP.

academic_hobo January 26 2007, 16:28:42 UTC

Somehow I just knew that fictional rabbits were the sort of thing to get Sirius all hot and bothered.

The question that arises of course, is which one? Flopsy, Mopsy, or Cottontail?

prongslove January 26 2007, 17:10:35 UTC

It's true. He's obsessive, really. Sometimes I'll just see him staring off into space like he's caught in a day dream, and I just KNOW he's thinking about fictional rabbits. We've tried to intervene, but it's no use.

Flopsy, absolutely.

academic_hobo January 26 2007, 17:27:10 UTC

Alas, once you've set your sights on the wonders of Beatrix Potter's creations, it's a lost cause.

Really? I would have pegged for more of a Cottontail fellow.

prongslove January 26 2007, 17:32:10 UTC

Oh, the pangs of unrequited love. First Professor McGonagall, and then Beatrix? It's really too much for any man to bear

Well, that's what he tells people, but he's got a soft spot for Flopsy. It's lunatic, really.

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James r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e January 26 2007, 19:19:38 UTC

Nice save. Think Skeeter sent them out?

Re: James prongslove January 26 2007, 20:12:17 UTC

Thank you kindly, my dear. Who else?

Re: James r_o_s_e_w_i_n_e January 26 2007, 20:33:08 UTC

You're the only person in the world who could pull that off, if indeed you did. How do you think she found out?

Re: James prongslove January 26 2007, 20:41:16 UTC

It's the natural Potter Charm. A blessing, and a curse.

Honestly? Sirius probably TOLD HER. You remember how weird Sirius was yesterday?

He seems to think that he was physically incapable of lying. Like, he couldn't lie. We tested it, too. He admitted to ruining my grey pants, AND ALSO to being a wanker, but.

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omg_siriusly January 27 2007, 15:54:29 UTC

Someday, someday, she'll be mine.

And Mcgoogs too.

prongslove January 27 2007, 18:27:44 UTC

Well, I suppose one can always dream. I wish you the best, my man.

She's quite a firecracker, it's she?

omg_siriusly January 27 2007, 20:49:21 UTC

Dreaming is my preferred medium on the subject.

indeed, Prongsie, she is! I shan't rest until I can call my dear sweet Minerva my own.

prongslove January 27 2007, 21:00:36 UTC

Assuming that the alternative is necrophilia, dreaming would be my favorite, too.

Well, I certainly wish you the best of luck in THAT endeavor. OH HOW SHE SPURNS YOUR LOVE!

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