the pro pizza driver relys on clients for his reason to exist, that being big tips, its common knowledge that big tips do not happen that often, but the PPD strives to get them everytime none the less...Clients come in all sizes, shapes, creedo's and various states of consciousness, none of this matters, all that matters is that when they're ( Read more... )

Anthropology is a vague catagory of higher learning based around the study of man. the pro pizza drivers has a taste for amatuer anthropology, as it helps him build the replica of the universe in his head he has been working on since birth, tying down to key systems to him, people and how to deal with them...since the pro pizza driver is forced to ( Read more... )

The Proffessional pizza driver has achieved something rare, and it separates him from humanity. Granted so weird a perspective as seeing all of you in all your homes, has tainted him. he has the thousand yard stare in traffic, not distracted by taunts or flashed flesh, the pro pizza driver is on a mission, fueled by degenerate rock'n'roll and ( Read more... )