I know, I know, it's been a long time since I posted on here. I'm sure nobody checks it regularly anyways, but what the hey. If you don't appreciate my stories, then fuck you. I was down at Camp Pendelton for Combat Training and now I'm currently in Norfolk, VA attending the Navy School of Music (I know what you're thinking, but the Marines and ( Read more... )

When Seth becomes Ted, wonderful things start happening. Here are a few of the funnier quotes and situations featuring Ted ( Read more... )

So the story starts out with Seth and me taking the 100 mile trip down to Ashland, home of the beautiful Southern Oregon University. Our friends David and Darren are both starting off their college careers there, and it was the first home game that the whole student body would be present. Ah yes, the student body. It has been fabled that the SOU ( Read more... )

We went back today "on our way to UCC". Yeah, it's a little out of the way, wanna fight about it? To make a long story short, they STILL didn't have the orange and cream. Today I supplemented my anger with a 28oz Fanta banana flavored slurpee. Seth got the half and half cup and got charged more. He was pissed ( Read more... )

Ok, so Seth and I make a special trip to Winston because that's the only place in Douglas county with a fucking 7/11. We keep seeing that commercial about the orange and cream slurpees and we must have, so we make the trip. We get there and sure enough theres a big sign about it on the top of the slurpee machine. When we get over there, though, ( Read more... )

Check 1, check 1 2. Syphilis, syphilis. Check 1

Check 1, Check 1 2. Syphilis, syphilis, Check 1