So yeah...I was doing some more Carlos Mencia jokes the other day, and then my mom told me I have a great great grandfather whose white. I think it was great great grandfather. I don't know how many "great"s there are, but I think I'm like...1/8 white or something ( Read more... )

so my mom and I were talking on the phone yesterday before I went to class, I'm changing HEB stores so I can work during the day and sleep at night (the way the Lord intended, ya know?) and I think I might end up changing my major to Kinesiology, and I'll work at a gym as a personal trainer or be an athletic trainer when I'm older anyway..since me ( Read more... )

driving a new car now, an 07 hyundai accent. it's white, and it's kinda cool. it runs really nicely out on the road and i have an ipod adapter set up so i can listen to it in the car. overall it's badass, and the warranty that hyundai offers is cool too ( Read more... )

Okay we have a late entry for the 2007 dee dee dee awards, but this dumbass takes the cake...shit he takes the whole fuckin' bakery for that matter ( Read more... )

So I'm in Las Vegas right now using the free WiFi at least I think it's free ( Read more... )

another dee dee dee candidate ( Read more... )

2008 Dee dee dee of the Year candidate ( Read more... )

Why I'm going to Hell ( Read more... )

damn

Most Dangerously Drunk ( Read more... )