Tobie (Jessica's dog) + orange juice + jose cuervo + bacardi coconut = dog diarrhea and farting every 2 minutes

dude....everclear just doesn't work the magic it used to :(

and apparently Tiff would have let me beat the shit out of her guy friend the other night, so i missed out on a would-have-been ass kicking.

Went 1 for 3 with a texas leaguer into right field today. not too satisfied, struck out twice and still kinda fuming about it. the fucker just threw too god damn slow!!!!!!!! but somehow that curveball was still dancing. oh well. final score---18-8...yeah. i'm not proud of it, (we lost ( Read more... )

1.Where were you at 3:18am today ( Read more... )

Music night with a bottle of Miller Lite ( Read more... )

Ya'll know damn well who this is going out to ( Read more... )

Well, like barry bonds said, "Were like those surfer dudes out on the ocean, just get on a good wave and ride it out as long as you can", i went on a hell of a hitting streak but it snapped today. the dreaded "o-fer ( Read more... )

Screw you Roger Clemens!

I got a D in anthropology...a 69.18, and there's no way in hell he could squeeze out half a fucking point to give me the C i need to keep my GPA off of probation ( Read more... )

dude...fuck....who am I shittin?

she's out of my league, i'm like rookie league baseball and she's like the MLB All-star game. wtf am I doing/thinking