WHAT?!

And ditch Millicent for you? She'll smother me in puce-coloured robes. Anyway, it's not that I don't have a date. It's just that a date found me...and I'd rather hide out in a lost and found at this point.

-Justin

P.S. See?! See?! Girls are monsters!

P.P.S. Am not a girl. a) Am not monster. b) Do not have fatty bags on my chest.

Um. My body is an altar that doesn't offer sacrifices.

Can't you offer your body to her? Don't you like girl arse? I'm sure Millicent has a girl arse...somewhere.

-Justin

P.S. Fabulous flier. Can you include my name on there?

P.P.S. Wait. Thought you were going with Cho Chang...the icy Asian princess?

Lisa-
Don't rage at Penguin. His time with us could be shortening.

Merlin. I didn't just write that.

Couldn't you just...fitfully rage towards Slytherin Dungeons and whisk him away from Millicent?

-Justin

P.S. I am hopeless. Will die alone. In Slytherin dungeons. Suffocated by Millicent's wobbly fat bags on her chest.

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Millicent BulstrodeUm. Hello, this is Justin Finch-Fletchley? (Am I supposed to be returning your favour? I really did know it was you without the greeting, because I always look at the signature at the bottom first. I'm a really smart boy you know ( Read more... )

Hannah darling-
I touched it! I want to touch it again!

Maybe you could wear a puce dress. MB wants me to wear a puce robe. What is puce anyway?

I'm sure your curls will be sleekest and shiniest ever.

Love,
Justin

P.S. Why not? Is he ugly?

You monster!

How can you hate the penguin?

And what do you mean he has a date?

Hannah-
It was almost perfect.

Why are you trying curls? And who are you going to the ball with anyway? And did you already buy a gown?

Come sleep in my room!

-Justin

Han

P.S. OOH! I WANT TO TOUCH IT NOW! I LIKE SOFT FUNNY THINGS! OFF TO FIND HIM AGAIN. THIS TIME I WILL NOT SCREAM IN HORROR.

P.P.S. I like smooth things too.

Hannah-
Maybe she was jealous of his perfect hair.

Do you think she will come after me next? Stompy girls scare me.

-Justin

P.S. Ew.

P.P.S. But it probably feels like a peni...smooth thing.

Megan not-lovely-
CHARM IT BACK! CHARM IT BACK NOW!!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!?!?

FRANTIC,
JUSTIN

P.S. I STILL WANT TO GO TO THE BALL WITH YOU.

P.P.S. BUT HE SNOGGED ME.

P.P.P.S. CHARM HIS HAIR BACK AND WE CAN GO RESCUE PENGUIN. I CANNOT HAVE TWO CRISES IN MY LIFE!