Seamus Finnigan-
Do you frolic after you drink? I didn't know you drink. I drank over the summer once a lot. I like those pink drinks with the little umbrella. Do you have Finnigan-made Cos-mo-pol-itans? Or just rum and whiskey ( Read more... )

To NEWT Project PartnerOf course we still have to do that NEWT project. Now that holidays are over, the dead time between New Years and Valentine's Day is the perfect time to finish up NEWT work. Because after February, it'll be spring, and then it'll almost be the tanning season. No time for studying, more time for partying ( Read more... )

Seamus FinniganAre you my NEWT Partner? If you are then ( Read more... )

MalfyI always enjoy the natural state of my hair. There will never be a moment that goes by when the natural state of my hair goes unenjoyed by me and by all. Fabulous golden locks...incomparable by anyone else. Especially now that you have hideous purple hair ( Read more... )

HANNAH LOVELY,
I HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SERIES OF HORRIFYING LETTERS FROM PANSY THE BROWN HAIRED COW. DO YOU KNOW THAT SHE IS NOT PLANNING ON FIXING MY HAIR UNTIL AFTER BREAK? THIS IS A PROBLEM BECAUSE ( Read more... )

Pansy Parkinson,
Why? Why can't you do anything until the New Year? What do you mean? Is it because you cannot understand the fuss? There is a lot of fuss. The fuss is quite easy to understand.

The fuss is that I am known for Best Hair. Best Hair All Around. Neon pink hair is not best hair. How do I even style pink hair?! Nothing I do can make it ( Read more... )

Hello Miss Hair-the-colour-of-a-rodent Pansy Parkinson
Custom? Back to Hogwarts?? But I need to have my normal (though my hair is anything but normal) hair colour by tomorrow (Christmas Eve, not that you would know you cow-like joy-stealer)!!!!!

It has to be blond by tomorrow!!! Back at Hogwarts will be too late!!!! How am I supposed to get ( Read more... )

Hello Pansy Cow -
How are your holidays going? I hope they are going bloody awful well. I also hope that you are enjoying the gifts that I spent hours thinking up and gathering with tears (not blood and sweat because that is gross) gave you. Even though you seemed quite rude surprised with the final gift, I still hope you like the cookies.

I ( Read more... )

Hannah,
My hair is still pink. Pink pink pink. I've been hiding under blankets just so I don't have to run into any of the mirrors inside my room. I can't even visit any of my mates from Eton with my hair like this. Can I floo over right now? Maybe we can dye it back. Or try to charm it back to its original pure beauty.

If worse comes to worse, we ( Read more... )

Hannah my dearPansy Parkinson is a Christmas Grinch. An ungrateful present recipient. A dim and rude girl. And probably so insanely jealous of my soft, golden locks of hair that she charmed them pink in a fit of rage. What a terrible way to thank me for the Yuletide Joy I have brought to her life ( Read more... )