jesus titty-fucking christ, im alive!
the end.

today at lunch i had 3 pancakes and 3 eggs with corn beef hash. for dinner i had ramen noodles with an egg.
4 eggs + corn beef hash = my farts smell worse than anything i have ever smelt in my entire life. afrobrad, josh and spacemonkey can vouche.
that is all. bye.

so its been almost a month since ive updated. lets see if i can catch you up to speed ( Read more... )

last night i spent the first night at the Mansion II. it was pretty cool, except for the fact that the water hasnt been turned on yet, and we're still replacing the roof. i give it a couple months and it will be sweet. the only problem i have is the little nignogs that live across the street. the first nignog (who we found out was named peanut, lol ( Read more... )

this week has been awesome! housesitting, band practice in boss's bedroom, watching ms doubtfire when i shouldve been working. watching spongebob when i shouldve been working, kicking afro brad's ass in pool, playing with the dogs and horses, bbqing out for 4th of july, playing rummy with josh, kister, and dennis til 3am, visiting my mom in aiken, ( Read more... )

i had court today for my ticket. i didnt realize so many damn mexicans existed in hanahan. so two hours later i finally get out of court and chill at my house, eat some tasty express, watch jerry springer ( Read more... )

( Big 30 Test Results )

friday's show was nothing short of fantastic. i was all about some sxe sing-alongs. tonights show was a lot of fun too. i always enjoy oval portrait and idea of beauty. we were supposed to go to the beach after the show, but somehow those plans fell through. oh well. tomorrow is father's day, which is always a hard time for me. ill get through it ( Read more... )

11.)Copy and paste this into your journal:
<*font color="yourusername"> <*b>yourusername<*/b> <*/font>
2.) (Eliminate the asterisks)
3.)See what color you are

protonmatt

my truck battery died on me today...twice ( Read more... )