her: man. fuck thomas kinkade
me: I'd rather not, the PAINTER OF LIGHT sounds like he'd be one of those guys who like. does not have sex
me: he MAKES LOVE
me: EVERY TIME
me: with candles
me: and rose petals sticking to your ass. and the candle wax drips right on your tits.
her: i was totally just going to say that
me: and you're like DAMN ROMANCE
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