Being up on the sunny side of noon makes me realize just how much time there is in a day. To be fair though, my days are just as long as anyone else's; the distinction occurs when you get down to when those hours take place.

Still, there's something to be said for participating in the general population's affairs. We wouldn't want to be labeled ( Read more... )

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Lately, I find myself thinking of parental bonds. Just as happiness can be found in nonbiological ties, so can the seeds of discontent be sown between father and son, mother and daughter, parent and child. The determining factor in these relationships is whether there exists a mutual respect and appreciation. Without these, ill blood is born. Ill ( Read more... )

Nevermind what you've been told ( Read more... )

I remember, grandma,
How you baked cookies
When I was five.
"Nice and warm," you'd proclaim them.
"Nothing like Mom's cookies."
Too young, my ears. I couldn't hear your scorn.

I remember, grandma,
How you raised me
Like your own.
"You need discipline," you'd say to me.
"Mother ain't raising you right ( Read more... )

Customer: Gimme a scratch ticket - that Family Guy one.

Me: That's two dollars.

Customer: ...Are these the Simpsons?

Me: ...

Customer: They look like the Simpsons...

Me:………………………………..__ ( Read more... )

So I saw Grindhouse the other day.

The first half of the film was excellent. The second half, not so excellent.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say Death Proof did not qualify as a movie ( Read more... )

If only this were the real version. It would have been much more amusing.

We now have the Shocker flavor slush puppy at my place of business.

It really is just cleaning fluid.

That's an actual quest name in WoW. I love it when they do things like that.

Guess who finally got his Tawny Windrider? That's right bitches. I've spread my wings ( Read more... )