A deader version of me.

[protovelo]

I almost died today. A shelf gave way under the weight of many bottles and I was a few inches away from being bludgeoned to death by 32 ounces of Bragg's Apple Cider Vinegar.

Health food stores are so deadly.

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[space__monkey]

Well that blows.

On the plus side, now you can extort a raise apply for hazard pay... Or write a letter to the store's insurance company.

[mflavin]

Oh noes! If Joan died, then who would I split my buried treasure with?