( Just a quiz. nothing to see here, move along )

It has turned into such a beautiful day outside!! The sky is bright blue, there's not a single cloud in sight, and it's cool, but still warm enough to wear shorts. I'm gonna go wash my car, and then I'm going to the gym, driving, etc. I pretty much plan on spending my entire day outdoors. Y'all should join me. *breathes in* Ahh ( Read more... )

It's 45 outside. Okay, that's enough winter for me, thanks.

Had a great time tonight... except for the drive home. I'd like to take this time to apologize to anyone whom I may have tried to contact. Okay, my eyes are really red and dry. Time for bed. Good night, kids.

Jesus, my eye won't stop burning!! Arrrrg!!!!

(and no, I *didn't* shoot myself in the eye. I think it's allergies)

I got this from The Men's Fitness website

Top 25 Fattest

2005 Ranking Last year

1. Houston 2

2. Philadelphia 7

3. Detroit 1

4. Memphis 20

5. Chicago 5

6. Dallas 3

7. New Orleans 22

8. New York 21

9. Las Vegas 16

10. San Antonio 4 ( Read more... )

"Well I don't care what your company intended this stuff for I like the way it makes her tits swing so order us four bottles every month"

hehehehehe

I know the real reason why all the boys think she's a spy. No, it's not because she's got better days besides, no. The fact is, she has Bette Davis eyes. It's true.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

FUCKING HAND BLENDER COULDN'T TAKE IT!!! MOTHERFUCK!!! IT STARTED SMOKING AND NOW IT'S ALL MELTED AND SHIT!! MOTHERFUCK!!! IT'S NOT EVEN MIDNIGHT!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Watch more TV.

Get your resolution here