This post is not supposed to be poetic. I'm bored, hungry, and i just turned 27. My birthday party was a bust, but I suppose that may have been my fault considering I took off before arriving at my "party" destination. I just began to feel sad, and it didn't make sense to stay ( Read more... )

"Adults suck. And then you become one."
-Bart Simpson

WANNA HAVE DRINKS SOMETIME ( Read more... )

Shit. I lost my pants. And they weren't mine.

The funny thing? I think I lost them when I was wearing them.

Spooky..

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

The day starts regularly enough. I arrive to work my average 10 minutes late. In the afternoon, Gerardo reminds me that today is Happy Hour. Now I've never been invited to (a) Happy Hour (b) by co-workers and (c) in an ironically organized mass email. As the day ends, I realize a variety of things. One of which is that I am still sitting in my ( Read more... )

Another birthday. The difference?

He said that he loved me.

2 years too late.

Oh well, in other news Halloween is coming up and I've no idea what I'll be. My first halloween out of college.. I'm getting closer and closer to being a real adult. I should start doing adult things like paying my phone bill on time, calling back my many creditors, saving money, and overall stop bitching and whining.

Nah, I'm not dead yet.

Went to the Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's show at the Palladium Monday night. As I was getting warmly searched by our friendly community security guards, ho, ho, ho. Who do I see? Why I'm right behind Big Myrna, what do ya know? She looked exactly the same, however from my generous drinking eye, maybe a bit more feminine that the heavy-breathing ( Read more... )

Here's a cautionary tale ( Read more... )