It's YOUR fault for not curing cancer.

Seriously, have you even tried?

It's just occurred to me that months of blogtivity were lost when the Juice blog went dark, and that I neglected to archive any of it ( Read more... )

Hell WITH IT ( Read more... )

The 20th anniversary of No Shame Theatre.

I used to have fantasies about this, back when No Shame was a big chunk of my life. "I will be invited to perform at the 20th anniversary show," I thought to myself. "I will be on that stage with John Smick and Carolyn Space Jacobson and Todd Ristau. Because my writing and performance will be remembered."

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So I like this game Europa Universalis and I also like this game Europa Universalis 2, so I'm pretty damn sure I'll like this game Europa Universalis 3 ( Read more... )

It's Jessica's birthday.

Happy birthday, you!

Are you still one of those people who doesn't read my Juice blog?

Frankly, I don't either. Don't tell them, but I like you guys better and you leave half the comments anyway.

If you Googled me from Juice and read that, I guess someone as smart as you deserves to know.

I gotsa news. Remember that book I wrote forever ago? The one that I've been ( Read more... )

For those of you who neither read Jessica's blog nor my Juice blog (and benighted souls you are indeed), check out Jessica's pitchers of our adorable new dog and our adorable old dog. So freaking cute!

http://daringtherobot.livejournal.com/49986.html

McSweeney's is totally publishing my flag-burning list thingamabob. In a BOOK. A McSweeney's BOOK.

hoodiddly!

There are replies to my "james-juice" thing! I don't get emailed with them!

You should reply at Juice itself. That's where the action is, people!