I THINK WHAT WE NEED IS A LARGE IMMOBILE CATAPULT THAT WILL LAUNCH SUB-TERESTRIAL SPORE LADEN VINEGRET PACKETS AT AN UNIHABITED SPHEROID MOON. THE PURPOSE OF THIS, WHILE OBVIOUS, IS TO TO SUBTLEY INCREASE THE CHANCES THAT WHEN SENTIENT LIFE, IN WHAT EVER FLATWARE-LIKE FORM IT CHOOSES TO INHABIT, LANDS ON SAID BODY THEY WILL BE ENABLED TO SLOWLY ( Read more... )

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is people who are awkward. maybe because i feel awkward from time to time and when others are awkward around me it reminds me of my own short comings. or maybe because I think of myself as a very approachable person. maybe not overwhelmingly energetic but easy to talk too, none the less. too easy to talk too from time to time ( Read more... )

so i was entering a medical history form yesterday, and I got to the item for Allergies
and the form said that the subject DID in fact have an allergy, but only one allergy.
and what was that allergy?
they are allergic to horses.

not horse hair, horse dander, horse x y OR z. NO, just plain horses.
do they get hives if within 20 ft of them? or what

Happy last day of winter!! hurray! longer days than nights again.

anyway SomethingAwful has an amusing article about my favorite store; WAL*MART.
it is graphic at points, but those with strong mental fortitude will be rewarded.

i've been alternating b/n angry and super depressed and just generally feeling like crap today ( Read more... )

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is it so wrong to be so ammused by don't date him girl?

and yes I am laughing at both the guys and the girls who post.
check it out if you get bored on the interwebs