I thought this was hysterical. And frighteningly realistic.

O Canada, we plead to cede to theeBy HOWARD GENSLER ( Read more... )

And move on I did. A got a serious boost to my self confidence in the process ( Read more... )

I was actually served my papers today. Court stamps and ay'thang. So now the wait begins. Of course, this also means I'm now on the prowl. Ladies ( Read more... )

He keeps talking about this "man date" he has. Creepy ( Read more... )

Well, not likely.

Another phone call yesterday to the soon-to-be, and told her the "Friday or Lawyer" thing. I also let her know that I know what she's done. Must've worked. About an hour later, she called me from the courthouse, saying the papers were being turned in. We'll see.

Oh, and WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE?!?!?!!?!? BUSH!!?!?

Just finishing up the trip to the 'rents. Very humbling, but very informative visit. They give me strength and hope for the events that are about to occur ( Read more... )

After work today, I'm heading down to Lo Cal for a Halloween bash and a visit to the 'rents.

I think the time away from here will do me some good. Miss me.

I just found out that the courts want to charge me $281 to tell my wife where to stick it ( Read more... )

My wife (yes, papers still haven't actually been filed yet) has a boyfriend. He's a Greg Brady-looking, 25-year old Starbucks employee. She says "he's cuddly". I say, "she's cheating ( Read more... )

What was the name of that really good movie about the kids who had to win the dance contest? C'mon! It just came out last year. You know the one I mean. Oh, yeah! I remember!

You Got Served!

Well, that's what I got today! The future-Ex-Mrs. Shtick and our ( Read more... )